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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

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welcome to tumblr

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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place 


Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

ghostdrive:

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

ok oh my fucking god so today my counsellor and i were sitting in the school office and two teachers were talking about one of their relatives dick who died and he owned a farm and he literally fucking said “so now i’m gonna be runnin the dick farm” and i turned to my 60 year old counsellor and whispered “the dick farm" and she fell off her fuckign chair laughing

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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osfiks:

Sebastian the Fangirl [x]

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Sam + body

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spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

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supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)

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bluelizabeth:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

My English class was supposed to read Romeo and Juliet this year, but we ran out of time, so we didn’t (yay education) I think I now know everything I need to know about it.

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bbcsherlockheadcanon:

Submission by Anonymous. 

bbcsherlockheadcanon:

Submission by Anonymous

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rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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