burngorgeous:

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

(via spookyjennacoleman)

SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

angel-of-the-sass:

bestofnightblogging:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

arrrousal:

bonehatter:

awyeahbiscuits:

tv-glotzer:

vinceborg2050:

voiceofwind:

Still the most important video on the entire internet don’t kid yourself by thinking otherwise

nothing exists that is better than this

I will forever cherish this video

This was very satisfying to watch.

I want it to destroy all my old art

the whole box of tampons jfc

You’re excited about the tampons…IT EATS A FUCKING COUCH

I wonder what it would look like if a human was put in there.

(via octuse)